Dear Claustrophobic Lady Who Disrupted the London to D.C. Flight,
You are claustrophobic. It's a type of crazy. You are not allowed to fly in planes, travel on trains, buses, boats, or any other type of public transportation. Buy yourself a car and freak yourself out. Or better yet, try the open-air travel a bike or skateboard will afford you. If we catch you doing anything crazy like this next time, we're going to shoot you.
You've been warned.
Thanks. Bye.
Love,
Anne
2 comments:
and Valerie
Or get a prescription of Xanax and pop a few before your flight, washing them down with a few cocktails. It works for me.
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