Sunday, May 14, 2006

The Golden Lobes

The Red Sox won the series against the Yanks in Yankee territory last week, thankfully.

Unfortunately, Bosox killer Hideki Matsui fell on his wrist, forcing it to bend in a way that wrists aren't supposed to bend in nature--eeeeww--and the poor guy is undergoing surgery and most definitely is out for the season. I'm not disappointed that he's done for this year and perhaps beyond--because he is dangerous indeed--but I am sad because he's one of the few Yankees I really respect and never wished him ill will.

Why didn't he break his fall on one of his trampoline sized ear lobes? Carve that thing in 3 diagonals, pierce it with cloves and pineapple, and you're easily feeding six for Easter with leftovers.

2 comments:

Valerie said...

yeah, that was an ugly scene. eeeeks!!!

Did you see on Baseball tonight, in Toronto, a guy hit a ball into the rafters? All the out fielders are scrambling looking for it, then they all just look at eachother, 11 seconds later, you see the short stop running like a mad man with his glove in the air to catch it. LOOOOL was fucking hysterical. The ball got stuck for 11 seconds in the rafters and the shortstop never lost sight of it.

anne altman said...

domes are lame! it's like playing in chuck e cheese or something