Wednesday, May 10, 2006

We Must Increase Our Busts

(Bust of Ronald Reagan and unidentified gay male)


Alabama McDonald's To Display Reagan Bust

Customers at the Northport, Ala., McDonald's where President Reagan chomped down on a Big Mac during a 1984 stop will get to see a bronze bust of the former president, inside a case with a halogen light shining on it 24 hours a day. Along with a plaque, there's a framed photo showing Reagan eating his Big Mac." -Associated Press

In a related story, customers at Rive Gauche Restaurant where I tended bar--and more importantly, Rudy Giuliani came in with his body guards to take a long dump in the one-person men's room--will get to see a bronze bust of the former mayor inside a case with a halogen light shining on it 24 hours a day. Along with a plaque, there's a framed photo showing Giuilani taking his dump.

Discussions on whether the requisite 9/11 tribute will accompany Giuliani's bust, plaque and photo of him taking his dump continue.

And to think of all the dumps in all the towns in all the world, he dumped in mine.

4 comments:

newbluebaby said...

That picture is misleading. It is not a bust of Ronald Reagan. It may look like one, but that is your brain acknowledging patterns in chaos. It why we see bunny rabbits and eskimos in clouds. What it is, is an actual dump of Schwarzenneger's. That's right. He shits pure bronze and every once in a while he has Maria take a picture of what he forjed in his colon. Pure bronze.

Tanya Kristine said...

luckyyy.

Del-V said...

The Rive Gauche must hage the nicest crappers in NYC to have Rudy use them.

Nice work.

whipcreamy said...

sucking. biting.