Friday, May 19, 2006

Hanky Panky with Tom Hanks-y? No, Thanks-y!

(Photo of less successful Buddy Peter Solaris sobbing whilst hugging the bosom of not hot Hanks)

I hear Tom Hanks and his attempt at sexy leading man role was one of the major reasons reviewers gave the DaVinci Code the back 9. Apparently the lead in the book is supposedly a hottie (what do I know, I didn't read the book), and apparently people don't think a slicked back afro on a billboard-sized forehead transforms ol' Bosom Buddy into Cary Grant.

Like my dad says, "You can't make honey out of pigshit!"

'tis true!

10 comments:

whipcreamy said...

you're harsh when it comes to old hankey-poo. and b/c of you i can no longer enjoy his movies. come on anne, can't you appreciate BIG? What about bosom buddies? now i understand forrest gump and castaway....WILSON! but what about turner and hooch? what about bachelor party? what about joe vs. the volcano???????????????? he was on wait wait don't tell me last sunday and he was pretty good.....

anne altman said...

he can bite me.

newbluebaby said...

BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIA!?!?!?!?

Elizabeth said...

i heard him on wait wait and liked him even though i am inclined to not his movies post-philadelphia, but he was a good actor in good movies back in the day.

one word: splash

don't argue with that, anne.

but erin, i must remind you of something you said: tom hanks is the reason i don't like democrats.

anne altman said...

newbluebaby is the reason i don't like philadelphia.


twat?

Berry said...

Whoa... hold on here. Hanky's made TONS of money!!....

Oh. You said honey. I see.

Nevermind.

newbluebaby said...

I cunt hear you!

I saw Philadelphia. It was kinda gay.

patrin said...

Not to mention that his face seems to now be made of dough...

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