Sunday, May 14, 2006

You Can Say That Again

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity." -Fran Liebowitz


"He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him." -Oscar Wilde


"As the prostitute once said, 'It's not the work. It's the stairs.'" -Elaine Stritch

2 comments:

Dreamlover said...

Another way he doesn't look ugly is if you take your glasses off, works for me all the time!!

haha

newbluebaby said...

It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, inside a galactic burrito.

-Winston Churchill... almost.