Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Letting Go


Rumor has it Paul McCartney and Stephanie Mills are separating after four years of marriage. Oh, and that I'm a bitch. Here's the conversation between me and my colleagues that ensued once I discovered the juice on www.perezhilton.com:

Me: Paul and Stephanie are splitting!

Christina: Good.

Me: What?

Christina: He didn't even wait five minutes after his wife* died before marrying that skank.

Me: One-legged skank.

Claudia: She's going to walk away with a lot of money.

Me: Hobble away.

* I liked Linda. Only her fake British accent (which Madonna has borrowed) and profuse use of the word "veggie" got on my nerves.

20 comments:

newbluebaby said...

I was stumped when he married her.

Elizabeth said...

i am with you, anne: he probably had heather lined up while linda was on her deathbed...not because he didn't love linda but because he didn't want to be alone. men are needy. but in the end, i guess he found out that what he really needs are two legs.

newbluebaby said...

I was waiting for the other shoe to drop.

anne altman said...

Incidentally, her middle name is Peg.

newbluebaby said...

Not Elieen?

Elizabeth said...

oh i am laughing it up. thank you.

anne altman said...

he's going to have trouble finding someone as pretty--handicapped or not she really had a leg up on the competition.

Valerie said...

Her name is Heather. But whatever. Tomayto, tomato.

anne altman said...

ha! where'd i come up with stephanie?

i'm drunk.

two can anne needs an editor

Valerie said...

drunk is good.

Dreamlover said...

I knew they would get divorced!!

I never liked her.

saraisloco said...

I've always found her self-righteous and would like to slap her across the face with her wooden leg
.
Oh well, maybe Stella can actually start smiling now.

Peter Matthes said...

You guys are harsh.

You also have the wrong woman. Sir Paul was married to HEATHER-Mills McCartney.

Stephanie Mills was a black singer that my mom worked with when she was a lyric writer.

I would have thought that a trip to save the
Canadian baby Harp seals would have been a bonding experience.

To her credit, she was arrested at a PETA protest, and then lost her wooden leg while they were arresting her.

matt said...

That age difference is what destroyed them. Sir Paul wants someone who he can kick it old school with.

anne altman said...

i had a hard boiled leg for breakfast.

anne altman said...

shelter island!?!?!?!?

jealous!

see you at the greenpoint ferry, i'll have my stuff hanging from a red kerchief on a stick thumbing for a ride.

anne altman said...

did they give her leg back to her?

i wooden have.

matt said...

Termite there be a chance that they can still work things out?

anne altman said...

how does one mend a splintered heart?

matt said...

I guess they each had reached their limb-it.