Rumor has it Paul McCartney and Stephanie Mills are separating after four years of marriage. Oh, and that I'm a bitch. Here's the conversation between me and my colleagues that ensued once I discovered the juice on www.perezhilton.com:
Me: Paul and Stephanie are splitting!
Christina: Good.
Me: What?
Christina: He didn't even wait five minutes after his wife* died before marrying that skank.
Me: One-legged skank.
Claudia: She's going to walk away with a lot of money.
Me: Hobble away.
* I liked Linda. Only her fake British accent (which Madonna has borrowed) and profuse use of the word "veggie" got on my nerves.
20 comments:
I was stumped when he married her.
i am with you, anne: he probably had heather lined up while linda was on her deathbed...not because he didn't love linda but because he didn't want to be alone. men are needy. but in the end, i guess he found out that what he really needs are two legs.
I was waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Incidentally, her middle name is Peg.
Not Elieen?
oh i am laughing it up. thank you.
he's going to have trouble finding someone as pretty--handicapped or not she really had a leg up on the competition.
Her name is Heather. But whatever. Tomayto, tomato.
ha! where'd i come up with stephanie?
i'm drunk.
two can anne needs an editor
drunk is good.
I knew they would get divorced!!
I never liked her.
I've always found her self-righteous and would like to slap her across the face with her wooden leg
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Oh well, maybe Stella can actually start smiling now.
You guys are harsh.
You also have the wrong woman. Sir Paul was married to HEATHER-Mills McCartney.
Stephanie Mills was a black singer that my mom worked with when she was a lyric writer.
I would have thought that a trip to save the
Canadian baby Harp seals would have been a bonding experience.
To her credit, she was arrested at a PETA protest, and then lost her wooden leg while they were arresting her.
That age difference is what destroyed them. Sir Paul wants someone who he can kick it old school with.
i had a hard boiled leg for breakfast.
shelter island!?!?!?!?
jealous!
see you at the greenpoint ferry, i'll have my stuff hanging from a red kerchief on a stick thumbing for a ride.
did they give her leg back to her?
i wooden have.
Termite there be a chance that they can still work things out?
how does one mend a splintered heart?
I guess they each had reached their limb-it.
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