Friday, May 19, 2006

Watch Someone Pick Their Nose at Your Own Risk

In keeping with the high-brow content of Two Can Anne (everyone's Go-To Source for what's-a-happenin') I'd like to tell you what-a-happens when I don't avert my eyes when I have the misfortune to spy someone picking their nose*

I get sick!

Don't look! Not recommended! Sometimes they eat it!

9 comments:

matt said...

Were you watching the merchants on Canal Street?

anne altman said...

Well finessed! Yes!


and now i am a pillar of salt.

Lauren K said...

How do you feel about watching people clip their nails?

How about if they're the cashier at the grocery store and they make you wait until they've finished to start scanning your groceries?

How about if they're your boyfriend and it's his toenails and you're sitting in the high school's parking lot waiting for a goddamn ride home?

Just curious.

anne altman said...

i'd say your boyfriend is hot.


my ex-boyfriend's roommate used to clip them in their backyard and keep the clippings in a nice pile under a rock. for safe keeping.

Lauren K said...

My boyfriend is hot.

My ex-boyfriend was a toenail clipping, drive with his knees, naked rock climbing kind of guy. And he went on to become the Rubix Cube champion of the world for a while. But when he was with me? He was nothing.

anne altman said...

yeah, but don't feel bad, he was only champion b/c he cheated and pulled off the stickers.

Lauren K said...

He still got to be on TV. Multiple boring times. Yes, I'm over it.

Berry said...

I'm not clear...

Was he on TV for the naked climbing stuff or for the Cubic stuff?

Lauren K said...

Cube stuff on TV, naked rock climbing on the internet.

How did I ever let that one get away?