Here's a perfect example of how little I give a shit about adult people. I just read this headline: Dolphin Stabbed in Road Rage Incident and my jaw dropped in horror as I hurriedly clicked on the link. "Dolphin stabbed? WTF?!? What could have possibly happened?" Ok, someone was travelling with a dolphin in a fish tank in their car when a carjacker came up to the window and instead of grabbing the driver out of the front seat, in a surprise move, stabbed the dolphin in the back seat...
But when I saw that it was only a football player, I didn't bother to read the article. Don't drive like a dick and you won't get stabbed. Maybe. Don't listen to me, I didn't read the article.
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