Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Let's Get Ready to Gross Out!

Some excerpts from a recent online dating profile I received:

"What I'm looking for: She can't keep her hands off of me, nor can I keep my mind off her. She is someone I can hold and talk to all night after our love-making is done..."

3.5 Eeeeeews out of 5

1 comment:

Peter Matthes said...

I like to snuggle and look into one another's eyes after my sweet love-making sessions.

There's nothing like making whoopie while listening to "Tenderness" by General Public.