"Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity." -Fran Liebowitz
"He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him." -Oscar Wilde
"As the prostitute once said, 'It's not the work. It's the stairs.'" -Elaine Stritch
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Another way he doesn't look ugly is if you take your glasses off, works for me all the time!!
haha
It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, inside a galactic burrito.
-Winston Churchill... almost.
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