Thursday, July 13, 2006

Elevator Entertainment

It's a long ride from the lobby up to 41. Today I was transfixed by a woman's necklace which kept getting caught around a large wart on her large neck as she talked. It was a scary movie.

9 comments:

whipcreamy said...

tell me more about those types of warts. some have gross hard hair growing outta them...what happens if you pluck that hair? what happens if the wart is picked off (something i would do)? does it bleed forever? will it grow back wart style? why a wart? why put people through the grossness....why not remove it?

anne altman said...

i think she stores her keepsakes in it. it was large, hairless, and fit to be tangled up in her necklace.


remove your wart, remove your soul.

Del-V said...

You know what I hate. Skin tags. I don't know what the hell they are but they look like mini-warts to me.

whipcreamy said...

blech! rip those tags off!

Bumpkyn said...

ok I must confess that I have a skin tag on my neck, it's small, and if I pull it, it will stretch and then go back into place. Is that gross?

Was it me in the elevator?

anne altman said...

keep pulling until you hear it snap.

are you 300 pounds? if so, yes that was you. congratulations on your son's engagement.

anne altman said...

i am laughing so hard right now that i do believe i have given myself an embolism.

or is it a skin tag.

TAG YOU'RE IT

whipcreamy said...

What is a skin tag?

A skin tag is a common, benign condition which consists of a bit of skin that projects from the surrounding skin and may appear attached to the skin. Skin tags can vary quite a bit in appearance. They may be smooth or irregular, flesh colored or more deeply pigmented, and either simply be raised above the surrounding skin or have a stalk (a peduncle) so that the skin tag hangs from the skin.

anne altman said...

how do you know all this stuff about skin tags. what'd you read it in peduncle tom's cabin?