Sometimes you're just in the mood for a little sandwich. A couple slices of bread, lettuce, tomato, cheese, perhaps a few slices of turkey. But no, it's got to be complicated and annoying.
I just got a sandwich from a deli with 3 1/2 pounds of turkey on it, and it cost about 60 dollars. The bread has already slid off in a mustardy/mayonnaisey worthless pile, and it's impossible to eat. I've had to stick it in a bowl for cryin' out loud. A sandwich you have to eat in a bowl? Ridiculous.
Sometimes bigger isn't better. If you can't fit your mouth around something, is it really working out? No, it isn't.
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Time to go vegetarian Anne... (i'm just sayin')
Nah, you don't need to go vegetarian... I think it would be even more slippery with a bunch of slimy veggies. At least some meat will give it some texture, something for the bread to grab onto.
Have you ever seen that commercial where the guy says he wanted no mayo, and the waitress scrapes his bread on the edge of the table? That is what you should do next time... scrape all the mayo and mustard off onto the deli counter, and leave some of the meat there, too.
This was too long.
i remember that commercial, and i love that commercial. i remember he was an asian fellow. poor thing, just wanted a dry piece of bread for christ's sake.
i flirt with vegetarianism. it's a battle.
I think your last line is just a good rule to live by.
All I'm hearing here is "blah blah blah I need FoodBombs."
FOOD BOMBS! BOMB!
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