Will the Real Anne Altman Please Stand Up

'Cause I'm an Anne Altman, yes I'm the real lady
All you other Anne Altmans are just imitating
So won't the real Anne Altman please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

My publicist told me today that I finally booted the faux Anne Altman, the fake lady, the imitator, off the #1 Google spot. Now she can "Take the Reins" as #2 for awhile. Cause I'm #1 (foam finger? wavin' it) and did it all without 27 years at IBM, people.

You know what this means?

Leftover pad thai for dinner, bitches, leftover pad thai for dinner!