Wednesday, October 04, 2006

A Perfume a Guy Will Put the Remote Down For

I hate to admit this considering how much I can't stand Ralph Lauren (or as the people like to call him LauREN) and his gorgeous models and stupid polo player icon all over the damn place, his new fragrance Romance is hot. How do I know? Anne tested, sexy guy approved. Perfume strip from Vanity Fair magazine, people. Couldn't get him off of me. He was sniffing my elbows for cryin' out loud. Check it.

10 comments:

Teri said...

hey, thanks for the tip, Anne.

some of us want that specific man to be all over us.

hopefully Doodle didn't have to give him the ole "heave ho" out the door.

Peter Matthes said...

Ralph Lauren kicks ass.

Not only do I like his clothes, but the man owns the Black Prince.

newbluebaby said...

Your elbow accidently scraped the blue cheese. That's why I bit. Sorry.

anne altman said...

next time im giving you a bleu cheese wet willie.

newbluebaby said...

That is gross. Yet slightly arousing.

anne altman said...

how and where do i report naughty emails from a baby. nobody will ever believe that i am a victim of reverse pedophilia from a new blue baby with no pants and an eye patch. must i suffer this abuse in silence?

now i can relate to the pages' trauma. i smell therapy. and bleu cheese.

(sob)

newbluebaby said...

You love my peg leg.

anne altman said...

one inch willy

ssssssNNNNNNNAAAAAAAyyyyyPPPPPPPPP


-doodle

newbluebaby said...

DOODLE!!!

i'm gonna fill that sink with hot water.

anne altman said...

it ain't sink season. fill away.

-doodle