This I know. It's the Jewish holiday for atonement. The news tells me so.
I also know that "stuffed bald vaginas" might be the grossest phrase I've ever conjured. Let alone typed. Twice.
One time my mom and I were watching t.v. and we saw a 10 second news commercial teaser that said in all seriousness and newsy-voice-ness, "Jews around the world celebrate Hanukka. Details at 11."
We laughed.
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Yeah, even I can't say that phrase out loud. Though I can barely say 'vagina'. For some reason that word is more awkward for me to say than the C word. And 'clitoris' is no walk in the park either.
Word verification: iouuojeb
I owe you, you owe jeb. I hope it's not referring to Jeb Bush...
Worse: thinking about that particular awful phrase while at synagoge.
Thank you ever so much.
yeah but it will get your mind of the guilt. or boredom. or however you chosen people roll. i drink. and apparently you do too. good girl!
i fasted. i atoned. i stuffed myself silly* when it was over.
*my stomach that is, not my bald vagina.
LOL
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