If you happen to see non-handicapped person exit the bathroom designated for the handicapped, you can bet your bottom dollar (9 in 10 chance) that they did #2 in there.
they aren't brave: they want to belittle you. you can have an edge of some sorta on fellow employees but them knowing that you're crapping at work can all that all into question. i say this not as someone who is especially weirded out by the whole process.
boys try to be less gross by peeing in a restroom (regardless of where in that restroom). if they were as gross as they wished to be, they'd be peeing in the wastebasket by their desks. or your desk.
Wrong ladies. Where I bartend we shudder at the chore of cleaning the bathroom. The LADIES bathroom. I'm sorry, 9 times out of 10 the ladies room is ALWAYS worse. I'm talking disgusting. Rubber gloves and bleach gross.
newbluebaby i concur. why the hell do ladies pee on the seat and poop on the walls?
WHY?!?!?! it's been proven you can't catch AIDS from the seat, so sit down. if you're going to hover, and you can't aim your fat twat in the right direction, clean up after yourself and wipe down the seat for the next person instead of reapplying your lip gloss you drunk!
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"bet your bottom dollar"
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I always use the handicapped washroom. I find them slightly less stinky because the fumes have more freedom to escape.
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that's the only time i use the handicapped bathroom on my floor. people who wait for you to come out are mean.
people who wait for you to come out are brave.
Also known as the handi"crap" bathroom.
they aren't brave: they want to belittle you. you can have an edge of some sorta on fellow employees but them knowing that you're crapping at work can all that all into question. i say this not as someone who is especially weirded out by the whole process.
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i find that the handicrapper is less clean b/c boys go in there and pee on the floor. and the seat. and probably in the sink.
boys are gross.
sorry, boys, but a lot of you are a little gross.
boys try to be less gross by peeing in a restroom (regardless of where in that restroom). if they were as gross as they wished to be, they'd be peeing in the wastebasket by their desks. or your desk.
Sometimes it's nice to spread out a little.
the advantage of using the public bathroom is witnessing who does and who does not wash their hands.
this is important as these folks use the copier and the door handles and you're going to want to avoid that e. coli trail.
unless you're into that kind of shit.
sounds like grey's anatomy when callie doesn't wash her hands and everyone finds out...
Wrong ladies. Where I bartend we shudder at the chore of cleaning the bathroom. The LADIES bathroom. I'm sorry, 9 times out of 10 the ladies room is ALWAYS worse. I'm talking disgusting. Rubber gloves and bleach gross.
sorry girls, but a lot of you are gross.
newbluebaby i concur. why the hell do ladies pee on the seat and poop on the walls?
WHY?!?!?! it's been proven you can't catch AIDS from the seat, so sit down. if you're going to hover, and you can't aim your fat twat in the right direction, clean up after yourself and wipe down the seat for the next person instead of reapplying your lip gloss you drunk!
There are many accessories now days available with those people can design their bathrooms.
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