I was reminded about what a prude I am tonight, when I had to explain the syndrome "blue balls" to a homosexual friend of mine. when there's nobody to say no, everybody wins! wow. lucky queers, reaping the rewards of all the fun and none of the guilt...
It's fun to once in a while take a walk on the wild side, and not in terms of the Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch remake sort of way. Sure I like a man in uniform. But I like a guy who is hung pretty well and knows how to use it even more.....
so yesterday i was walking down the street with half a case of pabst blue ribbon. i'd just parked my car after an 8 hour drive so i am wind-blown, dirty, sweaty, and tired. i pass a trashy looking couple with a baby. immediately afterwards, dude says "drunk." then the white trash woman says "drunk WHORE." so, i guess, anne, you should be jealous of me because i am a fun-lovin' whore. a drunk one at that.
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I tell ya what, it's damn fun!!!! You outta try it! Start with Poppelbon. :D
...or Papelbon
I was reminded about what a prude I am tonight, when I had to explain the syndrome "blue balls" to a homosexual friend of mine. when there's nobody to say no, everybody wins! wow. lucky queers, reaping the rewards of all the fun and none of the guilt...
You are really are too good for that.
Don’t let fleet week turn you to the dark side. Those sailors have a girl in every port.
Being a whore is overrated anyway.
My friend Kandie Kane told me that.
Are you saying that you've handed out more blue balls than the owner of the local racquetball court.
possibly, peter, possibly. a casualty of being impossibly cute.
It's fun to once in a while take a walk on the wild side, and not in terms of the Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch remake sort of way. Sure I like a man in uniform. But I like a guy who is hung pretty well and knows how to use it even more.....
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to church.
so yesterday i was walking down the street with half a case of pabst blue ribbon. i'd just parked my car after an 8 hour drive so i am wind-blown, dirty, sweaty, and tired. i pass a trashy looking couple with a baby. immediately afterwards, dude says "drunk." then the white trash woman says "drunk WHORE." so, i guess, anne, you should be jealous of me because i am a fun-lovin' whore. a drunk one at that.
HA! what'd the baby say?
"you should talk, ma."
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