Saturday, May 20, 2006

When I Have a Fiancee

I will refer to him as "my Beyonce".

In the interest of time, the engagement will be brief, seriously cutting into my opportunity to say "my Beyonce". But believe you me, on that plane to Vegas, I'll make up for that lost time and will "my Beyonce" my ass off to the annoyance of everyone including my Beyonce.

3 comments:

Dreamlover said...

When I have a fiancee, I will call him Jayz, and then our 2 fiance's can run off together, haha

Actually, thats not such a good idea. Who know's how lomg it will take for me to even get JayZ, ;-)

geeksters said...

You should take your Beyonce to a buffet once you get to Vegas and make sure to pronounce buff-et the way it's spelled. No more buff-ays.

anne altman said...

we will avoid the boooofaaaaayyyys at all costs.
like my mother always says, "don't eat anything protected by a sneeze guard."