Agent: I've got the perfect role for you, William.
William Hurt: Shoot.
Agent: It's a bit of a stretch.
William Hurt: I'm listening.
Agent: Ok. You play a man.
William Hurt: A man.
Agent: Yes. A man. Who's been hurt.
William Hurt: A man who's been hurt.
Agent: Yes.
William Hurt: Hmmm...I don't know...
Agent: William, you can do it.
William Hurt: But...
Agent: William?
William Hurt: Ok.
3 comments:
And try not to do a New Yawk accent when playing a Philadelphia mobster ala History Of Violence. And try not to look so pensive. And squinty.
yeah, same to you, jimmy stupid fallon with your horrible half-maine pepperidge fahm remembers accent and half-westchester piece of crap thing you passed off as a BOSTON accent in that terrible Fever Pitch you douche who has been falsely characterized as a talented, funny, attractive person!
I would cast John or Mary Beth.
I'm sorry, but William just doesn't have the range.
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