And he will friggin' house you. Don't be fooled by that 26 year old baby face, he is a cold-blooded snake. Totally not human. Reptilian, actually, and not to be underestimated. You've got to work your ass off to gain this dude's respect; I could see several awkward silences over a beer with a cat as serious as he. He cannot be rattled; he does not fuck around. A veritable Chucky Doll on the mound, a faint grin on his chipmunk cheeks whilst he slits your throat, remorseless. He makes you look like the baby. Even you, greasy Giambi. Who's the baby now, huh, bitch? You know that's what he's thinking. Ever see the way he powers off the field after he shuts em down 1, 2, 3? That shit will give you goose bumps. And not in the gay way. In the holy shit, that son of a bitch can pitch! way. Red Sox 4, Tampa Bay 1.
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The Pope gets a Papalboner when he thinks impure thoughts.
I feel Papelbly worse after reading that.
Yawn!
The Devil Rays are like The Bad New Bears minus Kelly, Tanner and Buttermaker.
what, do you sit on the sofa and eat papelbons all day?
tampa gay uniforms are bay. they're very teenage mutant ninja turtle like.
And Pete Townshend gets a PayPalboner when he purchases little boy erotica on the Internet.
yoko papelbono
Shake your Papelbon-bon!
Steve McQueen's performance in Papelpon? brilliant...
Papelbonjovi?
Papelcinnibon?
Have you scheduled your papelbon smear test?
Fever Pitch.
LOW BLOW!
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