So You've Chosen Netflix as Your Suicide Method

Want to say goodbye to this cruel world, but you're too lazy to get off of your ass to do it? Have I got news for you! Death can be delivered to your front door with a simple click of the mouse in the form of your next Netflix order (and a little help from a friend to assist you with your DVD player).

Death by Netflix works similarly to that of lethal injection and also involves a 3-step process.

First, the powerful anesthetic:

Second, the paralysis inducer:

And finally, the cardiac arrest trigger:

Each step, viewed by itself, is sufficient to kill a person. 13 Going on 30 is known to induce unconsiousness quickly, but if not viewed properly, one might awaken later, fully conscious, paralyzed by the Baby Geniuses, and unable to communicate. Worst case scenario being that you would experience the torment of 13 Going on 30, the conscious paralysis of Baby Geniuses, and then the agony of the burning SuperBabies Baby Geniuses 2.

With this method, most likely you'll be deader than a doornail before Jennifer Garner's credit rolls by. Just make sure your friend leaves the room after pushing Play each time.

Good luck, and see you on the other side!