OOOPS, I'M SO EMBARRASSED YOU CAUGHT ME IN MY BLACK PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8) panties
Last night on Grey's Anatomy (the show which bitch slapped me into sobbing last night) the Meredith character had sex with the hot one named Derek in an unused examination room whilst the prom was going on downstairs (if you didn't see it, don't ask), and afterwards as they hastily dressed themselves, she said "Where are my panties? I had black panties on. Do you see them?"
EEEEeeeeewww
8) panties
Last night on Grey's Anatomy (the show which bitch slapped me into sobbing last night) the Meredith character had sex with the hot one named Derek in an unused examination room whilst the prom was going on downstairs (if you didn't see it, don't ask), and afterwards as they hastily dressed themselves, she said "Where are my panties? I had black panties on. Do you see them?"
EEEEeeeeewww
--shiver--
A lady does not say the word panties.
Perverts say panties. Porn stars say panties. "Where are my black panties?" was written for the male viewers of Grey's Anatomy last night. Pull your head out of the pornos for one second, fellas, would you?
A lady says underwear. Strips the sexual connotation out of the cooter coveralls altogether.
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I would agree, then disagree. Its not the word, its the tongue, lips, teeth and voice.
Esther (The Rancid) Ranson saying the word 'panties' would have no effect. In fact, any word out of Esther's mouth would have just one effect, bloody annoying. But, it is to the general male population.
holla back, sista. panties has got to go! you nailed it--porno word. i mean, how did ellen pompeo(i.e. meridith) get that line out? they must have had to do a few takes. i don't even know why they needed that line, come to think of it. we saw him take her undies off--do we care if she can't find them?
i'll tell you why:
1) they made a point of flashing to his hands pulling off the black panties
2)they made a point of her not being able to find the black panties
3) the panties will turn up somewhere next season, either in that room or in his pocket
oooooooh the panty suspense!!!!!
I already liked you for your dirty mouth, but now I know we are to be firm friends.
Please add to the list:
9) moist
10) viscous
11) nibblies
Put them together with the 'p' word and you got yourself some sick kind of pornographic party.
When exactly did a character from the "Dukes of Hazzard" become another name for a vagina?
A lady does not say the word panties, but she does say the word cooter?
OMG, I am dying here! LOL that is the funniest thing ever. Love your writing, thanks for the laugh.
I have a picture with me and Cooter. Honest.
i thought i was the only one who hated the word "panties". i've always called them underpants... and always been shocked when men in my life, ahem, refer to them as panties.
ick. i also hate the word aureola
i meant areola
More and more I've been walking around with my zipper down. I'm starting to freak out that it is the first steps of pervertism.
are you staring at little boys' asses yet?
What? That's not normal!? Oh posh!
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