Sunday, May 14, 2006

Your Momma


Call her. It's Mother's Day. It's the least you can do. She carried your fat ass around for 9 months and then had to shoot you out of her cooter while your Dad was somewhere picking his nose. Show her some respect, ayite?

4 comments:

Dreamlover said...

Does it count if I thought it was last weekend??

;0)

Peter Matthes said...

That's the card I picked out.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Thanks for shooting me out of your cooter while Dad was somewhere picking his nose.

Thank God for Hallmark.

Valerie said...

Happy Doodle's Mothers Day!

newbluebaby said...

Your Momma's house is so small, the Welcome Mat says "Wel".